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So, you are fresh out of high school or college.

 

You have never done anything worth diddly.

 

Try special forces, army rangers, navy seals, marine recon.

WTF you have to lose. Might get in shape accidentally and do

something good for this country.

 

 

You have to earn some tattoos.

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I was playing tennis with a guy I knew for ten years, he was well into his 70s.

He was changing his shirt and had a Ranger tatt on his chest.

 

I asked: You were a Ranger.??? (He was a really little guy but a tough

guy who never stopped running after any ball hit on his court.)

Three other Army Vets from Nam were laughing at him

saying yeah, we knew those rangers in Nam with the clown noses.

 

I said, You jumped out of perfectly good airplanes????

 

He said: Yea, I was a real bad ass back then.

They used to load me up with the radio and all kinds of ammo

because one day we jumped and the up drafts kept me up in the air

for ten twenty minutes after everyone else got on the ground.

 

I asked him, didn't they teach you to take a razor to your parachute??

Tough little SoB.

 

 

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Nothing like riding horses flat out in gallop through the Rockies.

 

 

Gotta catch and lasso them doggies!

 

Whatta ya mean you want more than coffee, tortillas and beans for dinner,

tonight???

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This is for OLD Mack and all us truckers.

 

 

 

Fugg you muther fugging, azzhole, sonsofbitches, dispatchers

with your heads so far up your azzes you can't get a driver home

for the weekend to watch some football games.

 

It is a southern religion.

 

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Hey, kick the tires, then kick her in the azz.

 

 

We're outta here.

 

http://youtu.be/c16I8X8X5aA

 

my kinda plane.

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Hi William !

 

I've earned every one of my tattoos and I have so many I can't count them...I start getting confused when I get up around 75.

 

I call them battle scars because I was a POW in the drug wars...luckily I escaped in one piece !

 

Thank you and God bless !

 

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Hi William !

 

I've earned every one of my tattoos and I have so many I can't count them...I start getting confused when I get up around 75.

 

I call them battle scars because I was a POW in the drug wars...luckily I escaped in one piece !

 

Thank you and God bless !

 

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ROFL! A POW in the drug wars.....
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ROFL! A POW in the drug wars.....

 

Sam Kinison joke - not to be a prick to old mac. Just didn't wanna shun a chance to out him...

 

You have to earn some tattoos.

 

I have the kanji symbol for "unoriginal follower" repeated in a circle around my upper arm, in a tribal-style tat. I earned it by hot tubbing with a half native merkin, half japanese merkin sushi chef.

 

Okay, APPRENTICE sushi chef. I had him do the tat, on account of him being an indian, he would be good with india ink, i figgered.

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