New Requirements for Muslim Appeasements

[Protectionist]

Being in a comical mood, I better write these down soon before I forget them.

New Requirements for Muslim Appeasements

1.

Footwashing Basins

- OK, but they have to be big enough to hold at least one lobster.

2.

Prayer Rugs

- OK, but they cannot be sprayed for fleas.

3.

Prayer Rooms

- OK, but they must have walls covered with pictures of Brigitte Bardot, Brigitte Gabriel, Robert Spencer, Paul Sperry, Pamela Gellar, and Michael Savage.

4.

Muslim Cabbies Refusing Patrons With Alcohol Beverages

- OK, but they must spend one week working in a brewery or an Irish bar.

5.

Muslim Cabbies Refusing Patrons With Dogs

- OK, but they must spend one week working in a dog kennel (cleaning cages).

6.

Muslims Bosses Not Allowing Pork Products

- OK, but they must spend one week cleaning up pig stys.

7.

Muslims Blocking Aisles In Airplanes (to pray)

- OK, but they cant be reimbursed for laundry bills for their clothes with footprints all over them.

8.

Muslims Blocking Traffic in City Streets (to pray)

- OK, but no complaints when the street water-washer truck goes by.

9.

Muslim Protestors of Coffee Cart Playing Christmas Carols

- OK, but they must allow 10 foot wide nativity scenes on their front lawns.

10.

Muslims Suing Employers Over Headscarfs

- OK, but they must wear baseball caps with a picture of Porky Pig on them, when not working.

http://omegatimes.com/article.php?intid=1330

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16472393/

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291569,00.html

http://blogs.washingtontimes.com/web...ams---act-two/

http://atheism.about.com/b/2004/08/0...eating-blt.htm