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New Requirements for Muslim Appeasements


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Being in a comical mood, I better write these down soon before I forget them.


New Requirements for Muslim Appeasements


1.
Footwashing Basins
- OK, but they have to be big enough to hold at least one lobster.


2.
Prayer Rugs
- OK, but they cannot be sprayed for fleas.


3.
Prayer Rooms
- OK, but they must have walls covered with pictures of Brigitte Bardot, Brigitte Gabriel, Robert Spencer, Paul Sperry, Pamela Gellar, and Michael Savage.


4.
Muslim Cabbies Refusing Patrons With Alcohol Beverages
- OK, but they must spend one week working in a brewery or an Irish bar.


5.
Muslim Cabbies Refusing Patrons With Dogs
- OK, but they must spend one week working in a dog kennel (cleaning cages).


6.
Muslims Bosses Not Allowing Pork Products
- OK, but they must spend one week cleaning up pig stys.


7.
Muslims Blocking Aisles In Airplanes (to pray)
- OK, but they cant be reimbursed for laundry bills for their clothes with footprints all over them.


8.
Muslims Blocking Traffic in City Streets (to pray)
- OK, but no complaints when the street water-washer truck goes by.


9.
Muslim Protestors of Coffee Cart Playing Christmas Carols
- OK, but they must allow 10 foot wide nativity scenes on their front lawns.


10.
Muslims Suing Employers Over Headscarfs
- OK, but they must wear baseball caps with a picture of Porky Pig on them, when not working.











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