eclectic skeptic Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Some girl gets a vibrator and it is seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fu-ckMaster Pro5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 speed revolving pus-sy, elasticised anus with imitation breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fu-cking pervert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice of Reason Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 That's just horse poop! Did you call the Better Business Bureau? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Mack Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Thank God for the WWW, it keeps millions of nuts safely off the streets ! BTW: Having a double standard is one of the main components of being a ultraliberal...so you can't wash that dirt off you no matter how hard you try. You might as well enjoy your Pro-5000 ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck! Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Some girl gets a vibrator and it is seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fu-ckMaster Pro5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 speed revolving pus-sy, elasticised anus with imitation breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fu-cking pervert! Do you want to be a moderator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Do you want to be a moderator? Some girl gets a vibrator and it is seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fu-ckMaster Pro5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 speed revolving pus-sy, elasticised anus with imitation breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fu-cking pervert! My electric bill would break me !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallows 420 Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Some girl gets a vibrator and it is seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fu-ckMaster Pro5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 speed revolving pus-sy, elasticised anus with imitation breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fu-cking pervert! how original dumbazz... https://www.facebook.com/50centcone/posts/518945018168493 Fuk mcdonalds! everytime i order a 50c cone, the bastards give me icecream. · 87,406 like this May 21 at 1:39am · .. I hate double standards. Some girl gets a vibrator and it's seen of a bit of naughty fun, but when i ordered my 240 volt FuckMaster Pro5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic rape scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fucking pervert!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Some girl gets a vibrator and it is seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fu-ckMaster Pro5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 speed revolving pus-sy, elasticised anus with imitation breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fu-cking pervert! that was fu cking awesome..lofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallows 420 Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 ES this is you're blow up doll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclectic skeptic Posted June 8, 2013 Author Share Posted June 8, 2013 Do you want to be a moderator? no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phelix_Dacat Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 no Good choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNightStalker Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 ES this is you're blow up doll Ahahahahaha! LMFAO ES would wear that out in a night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Do you want to be a moderator? no That's like the first sane post you've made! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonpointer Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Some girl gets a vibrator and it is seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fu-ckMaster Pro5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 speed revolving pus-sy, elasticised anus with imitation breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fu-cking pervert! LMFAO! Well done, my son! Well done! And, in 3, 2, 1 Do you want to be a moderator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherJonses Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Some girl gets a vibrator and it is seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fu-ckMaster Pro5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 speed revolving pus-sy, elasticised anus with imitation breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fu-cking pervert! I think this is the best post you have ever written. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostphoenix Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Some girl gets a vibrator and it is seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fu-ckMaster Pro5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 speed revolving pus-sy, elasticised anus with imitation breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fu-cking pervert! best thing about the future...sexbots! in time humanity and technology will evolve to a point where at last we can have access to a vagina without the life support system...and all the NAGGING that accompanies it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sole result Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Some girl gets a vibrator and it is seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fu-ckMaster Pro5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 speed revolving pus-sy, elasticised anus with imitation breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fu-cking pervert! Gee, and you cannot figure out why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjay Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Do you want to be a moderator? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Gee, and you cannot figure out why? Swing and a miss....... Humorless ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
payingyourshare Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Sorry your boyfriend busted you,,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sole result Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Some girl gets a vibrator and it is seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fu-ckMaster Pro5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 speed revolving pus-sy, elasticised anus with imitation breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fu-cking pervert! Hate double standards but love double speak. I disapprove both equally while reality forces me to comply with each.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaro Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Hate double standards but love double speak. I disapprove both equally while reality forces me to comply with each.. I have not noticed so english please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayj Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Some girl gets a vibrator and it is seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fu-ckMaster Pro5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 speed revolving pus-sy, elasticised anus with imitation breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fu-cking pervert! Funny thing is, I believe him! How is it? I have not noticed so english please sole is on something.....I just don't know what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realperson Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Some girl gets a vibrator and it is seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fu-ckMaster Pro5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 speed revolving pus-sy, elasticised anus with imitation breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fu-cking pervert! You're not a pervert. You're just fu-cking weird to post that here. Have another bong-load...boink your doll...and keep it to yourself cult-boy. You probably had link-sausage for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayj Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 LMFAO! Well done, my son! Well done! And, in 3, 2, 1 He sucked you (no pun intended) right in didn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclectic skeptic Posted June 9, 2013 Author Share Posted June 9, 2013 Good choice. It's not my idea of a desirable position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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