Str8tEdge Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Breast milk lollipops Share on facebook Share on twitter Share on gmail Share on stumbleupon Share on email Share on print More Sharing Services148 Posted: Jun 04, 2013 12:15 PM CDT <em class="wnDate">Tuesday, June 4, 2013 1:15 PM EST</em>Updated: Jun 04, 2013 12:20 PM CDT <em class="wnDate">Tuesday, June 4, 2013 1:20 PM EST</em> By Fox News - Mothers looking to give their children a unique, yet familiar, candy treat are in luck. A lollipop company based in Austin, Texas called Lollyphile is offering new Breast Milk Lollipops, meant to mimic the flavor of a mother's milk. According to Lollyphile's website, numerous mothers shared their breast milk with the company's "flavor specialists," until they were able to turn the flavor into a candy. "I don't know if it's because I'm getting older, but it seems like all of my friends are having babies these days," Jason Darling, the owner of Lollyphile, said in a statement. "Sure, the kids are all crazy cute, but what slowly dawned on me was that my friends were actually producing milk so delicious it could turn a screaming, furious child into a docile, contented one. I knew I had to capture that flavor." Lollyphile maintains that the lollipops do not contain any actual breast milk, joking that it would require "armies of pumping women." The limited edition lollipops aren't cheap. Four will cost you $10. A case of 36 Breast Milk Lollipops costs $58. Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/story/22499104/breast-milk-lollipops#ixzz2VIGXZ5wk :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 you gotta admit...you wanna try it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 you gotta admit...you wanna try it.. I already ordered a case but let's stick to the thread topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I already ordered a case but let's stick to the thread topic. i ordered some too...but i have little children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 i ordered some too...but i have little children I felt it's my civic duty to test the safety of these lollipops. I will be reporting my research to the FDA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 i sent a request for a picture of the filthy whore that they milked to make mine...i hope she is hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 i sent a request for a picture of the filthy whore that they milked to make mine...i hope she is hot Dayum... I'm seeing some SERIOUS marketing opportunities here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Dayum... I'm seeing some SERIOUS marketing opportunities here.... i wonder if there will be a cream filling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 i wonder if there will be a cream filling? MMmmmmm vaginal cream filling! Damn.... popped a stiffie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 MMmmmmm vaginal cream filling! this next generation is gonna be a bunch of pervs...vaginal pops? and if they use zeta jonses juice...they might end up with the throat warts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cedarswamp Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Lollyphile??? Candy for babies...NAMBLA much??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 Lollyphile??? Candy for babies...NAMBLA much??? Your NEVER too old for breast milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Lollyphile??? Candy for babies...NAMBLA much??? party foul...this thread was on a roll... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 party foul...this thread was on a roll... Ya... he pretty much took a crap on a cop car there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cedarswamp Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Ya... he pretty much took a crap on a cop car there.... do you remember when this guy crapped on cop cars...it was funny edge you cant watch youtube at work can you? it was a clip of clyde from everywhich way you can ,,,funny clip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Str8tEdge Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 do you remember when this guy crapped on cop cars...it was funny edge you cant watch youtube at work can you? it was a clip of clyde from everywhich way you can ,,,funny clip I'm not at work. I either work 7p-7a or 11p-7a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsky Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I'm not at work. I either work 7p-7a or 11p-7a you need no holds barred anonymous...addict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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