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Anti-Religious--Slavery And Religious Quotes, And Sexist Scriptures

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Religion is the opiate of the masses.

 

It should be taxed, regulated, co-opted, and eliminated.

Spoken like a true freedom hating communist. LOL!

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First, you presume to know my mental state as if questions and reservations you have, I have not already asked! This simplistic presumption is what brings mistrust against those with faith! Faith is not without foresight and questions that test it's worth. There is nothing blind in faith! There is also nothing mythical or cult like in religious studies.

Myth

noun

1. a traditional or legendary story, usually concerning some being or hero or event, with or without a determinable basis of fact or a natural explanation, especially one that is concerned with deities or demigods and explains some practice, rite, or phenomenon of nature.

So, you believe that the word Myth explains religion. Well... Let me enlighten you... There are stories in the bible, but these are teachings about life and how people have endured over thousands of years! The purpose of a myth is to encompass a story with what is, as it is defined, something to which one can understand the boundaries of its existence. Nothing in the bible explains the boundaries of Gods existence! The practice of religion is by following a path set forth by God! This principal is not of a myth, it is for each person and their personal relationship with God! So, for you to assign dogma to the souls of everyone who believes is akin to lumping our faith in with that of the gullible, moronic, lesser than, fleeced, or incompetent! Your bias is your "Blind Faith"!

Ok... Let's talk about God's word which you attest is "Jealous, Vindictive, and Insecure". God speaks in terms whith which humans (his creation) can understand. He knows us... He knows how we think... He knows the dangers of Evil! What other way can God emphasize what is true in the battle of Good and Evil?

Jealous: God is that of all creation. How child like we are to think we know more than him! Jealous is a human trait, thus God sends this message for our ears, not his!

Vindictive: With our knowledge of Good and Evil comes the fight for our souls! Lucifer is in waiting, the darkness of Hell is an ever present danger! Punishment is given for those who follow the path of Evil! So, I say to you, how is this not Just?

Insecure: Again, humans assign a human trait to God! Those that don't understand do this because they want life to have meaning other than what is evident in the bible!

As for dreams, what do scientists really know, they change their opinions at the discovery of each new "Fact".

BTW, concept is an exact word for the description of human understanding of God.

KazerRune, your current post of religious reaction formation is a text-book example of a cult follower.

 

The bible is a sexist, discriminatory, judgemental, violent, oppressive and poorly written.

 

You have no defense for the direct challenges to the historical errors, scientific errors and contradictions found in your bible-- except to reply with nonsensical, unsubstantiated, unverifiable and subjective screed.

 

You will use reaction formation to defend the cult you call Christianity, even when their is no credible bases for a defense. You not only engage in blind faith; you are a fervent disciple of blind faith.

 

You like stories--so the following is a story about your blind faith in christianity; and your religious reaction formation that describes you best.

 

A man is standing in front of a solid brick wall. The man's religion tells him there is a door in the solid brick wall--and he believes it.

 

Even when people tell and show the man there is no door in the solid brick wall--the man in order to prove his religion right, will build a door in the solid brick wall and say--"see I told you my religion was right, here is the door in this solid brick wall."

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More Friday Jokes

 

 

~A funeral service is being held in a chuch for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carrying the casket accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan.

 

They open the casket and find that the women is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies.

 

A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end the pallbearers are again carrying the casket out. As they are walking, the husband calls out, "Watch out for the wall.

 

 

 

~Atheist: "Do you honestly believe that Jonah spent three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish?"

 

Preacher: "I don't know, sir, but when I get to heaven, I'll ask him."

 

Atheist: "But suppose he isn't in heaven?"

 

Preacher: "Then you ask him.

 

 

 

~Big Ed seemed to always fall asleep during the Sunday sermon. His wife was fed up and decided to deal with the embarrassing situation.

 

The next Sunday when he fell asleep, she quietly removed some pungent Limburger cheese from a ziplock bag in her purse and passed it under his nose.

 

Groggily startled, Big Ed blurted out, "No, Helen, noI'm not giving you cunnilingus tonight"

 

 

 

~The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray of apples. A nun lettered a note and posted it on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

 

Moving along the lunch line, at the other end was a large tray of chocolate chip cookies. A girl wrote a note, which she put next to the tray of cookies, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

 

 

 

~ The church was badly in need of a coat of paint. So the pastor decided he'd do the job himself. But all he had was one bucket of paint. So he got a bunch of buckets and some water, and he thinned the paint enough to cover the entire church.

 

Then he spent all day painting. That night it rainedvery hardand washed all the paint off. The pastor was quite discouraged and asked God, 'Why...why God, did you let it rain and wash off all my hard work?'

 

To which God thundered his reply, 'Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more

Thining.

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KazerRune, your current post of religious reaction formation is a text-book example of a cult follower.

 

The bible is a sexist, discriminatory, judgemental, violent, oppressive and poorly written.

 

You have no defense for the direct challenges to the historical errors, scientific errors and contradictions found in your bible-- except to reply with nonsensical, unsubstantiated, unverifiable and subjective screed.

 

You will use reaction formation to defend the cult you call Christianity, even when their is no credible bases for a defense. You not only engage in blind faith; you are a fervent disciple of blind faith.

 

You like stories--so the following is a story about your blind faith in christianity; and your religious reaction formation that describes you best.

 

A man is standing in front of a solid brick wall. The man's religion tells him there is a door in the solid brick wall--and he believes it.

 

Even when people tell and show the man there is no door in the solid brick wall--the man in order to prove his religion right, will build a door in the solid brick wall and say--"see I told you my religion was right, here is the door in this solid brick wall."

Khepra, you seem sufficiently satisfied with attacking me, someone whom you no nothing about! I have offered to help you understand sexist or any other offensive bible verses. Though, I'm not prone to defending myself, I mearly give a view that puts Christianity in a better light, because it deserves a better light. So, if your argument is that of, I'm right your wrong, then I hope you find peace in the absence of God!

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Khepra, you seem sufficiently satisfied with attacking me, someone whom you no nothing about! I have offered to help you understand sexist or any other offensive bible verses. Though, I'm not prone to defending myself, I mearly give a view that puts Christianity in a better light, because it deserves a better light. So, if your argument is that of, I'm right your wrong, then I hope you find peaced in the absence of God!

I am asserting that the god you believe in is mythical--you are taking it personal.

 

I don't take it personal that you think you can "help me understand" a mythical god.

 

All religions are mythical.

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I am asserting that the god you believe in is mythical--you are taking it personal.

 

I don't take it personal that you think you can "help me understand" a mythical god.

 

All religions are mythical.

 

Yet another "supposed" Leftist Atheist that goes to unlimited lengths to disprove something he claims doesn't exist.

 

You dolts are hilarious!

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Yet another "supposed" Leftist Atheist that goes to unlimited lengths to disprove something he claims doesn't exist.

 

 

You dolts are hilarious!

Yet another brainwashed christian dupe.

 

You don't have to go to unlimited lengths to disprove religion and Christianity specifically--a person can just go to the blatant contradictions, scientific errors, historical errors and unprovable claimed events, that are found in the actual scriptures of the Bible.

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Christian Pick Up Lines for a Wednesday Hump Day

 

 

Is your name Faith? Cause youre the substance of things Ive hoped for.

 

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?

 

Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you

 

Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of me?

 

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized I dont have yours!

 

The word says Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry how about dinner?

 

You are perfect, except with all the sin.

 

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

 

Its obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

 

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

 

Im a proverbs 32 kind of guy and youre a proverbs 31 kinda woman

 

I didnt know angels flew this low.

 

Im no Joseph perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams Ive been having about you?

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Josh Duggar, this republican family values hypocrite is getting funnier each day--molesting his sister's; trolling for sex on date sites; now patronizing strip clubs; paying for private shows and sex with a adult porn star.

 

His religiously repressed wife is going to snap and hurt this freak.

 

Article from: The Raw Story

 

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/adult-actress-claims-josh-duggar-paid-her-for-sex-while-wife-was-pregnant-i-dont-think-he-deserves-happiness/

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Yet another brainwashed christian dupe.

 

You don't have to go to unlimited lengths to disprove religion and Christianity specifically--a person can just go to the blatant contradictions, scientific errors, historical errors and unprovable claimed events, that are found in the actual scriptures of the Bible.

Yep, you fit the bill. Blindly obsessed with something you claim doesn't exist.

 

Diversion is not your friend. You are WAY too stupid to actually pull it off.

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Yep, you fit the bill. Blindly obsessed with something you claim doesn't exist.

 

Diversion is not your friend. You are WAY too stupid to actually pull it off.

 

Frankie J,

 

You are seeking out and posting in my forum topic --yet you are to stupid to understand what that says and reveals about you.

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Here is a link to a diagram of the levels of the Hindu Caste System--and a link to 14 sexist, discriminatory and strange Hndu scriptures.

 

Remember Hinduism is a religion with a discriminatory Caste System that divides people into inter-ethnic strata.

 

Levels of the Hindu Caste System

 

https://www.google.com/search?redir_esc=&client=tablet-android-att-us&hl=en-US&oe=utf-8&safe=images&q=degine+strata&source=android-browser-type&qsubts=1440983440482#hl=en-US&q=levels+of+hindu+caste+system&imgrc=aaWxpXbpPvORGM%3A

 

 

Sexist, Discriminatory and Strange Hindu Scriptures

 

http://www.jaisiyaram.com/blog/religion/10856-14-strange-rules-and-cruelties-in-hindu-scriptures-12-jun-12.html

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Religion has no place in governance. The bible teaches against divorce and marring a woman who is divorced, it is considered adultery, worthy of death. Religious hypocrisy is one who cites religion, as the reason for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, but is a three times divorced, four times married woman.

 

Face of a religious hypocrite. Kim “The Adulterer” Davis

https://youtu.be/GtwXj4s1gBY

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Eight Sabbath Day and Cheesy Christian Pick-Up Lines

 

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives because he never met you.

 

What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

 

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

 

The word says to Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry; So how about dinner tonight?

 

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

 

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

 

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

 

Do you need prayer? Because Im certainly willing to lay hands on you.

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Some in the LGBTQ community were puzzled and dismayed by Pope Francis's meeting with Kim Davis. Why I don't know.

 

From CNN October 1, 2015: Pope's Meeting With Kim Davis Not An Endorsement

 

"Gay and lesbian Catholics called the Pope's meeting with Davis "puzzling" and said it "throws a wet blanket" on his trip to the United States last week."

 

What do you expect from a religious leader whose Bible states:

 

Homophobia in The Bible of Christianity and Tanakh of Judaism ~

 

Note: The Old Testament of the Christian Bible is comprised of the exact same books that comprise the religious book of Judaism, called the Tanakh.

 

 

Leviticus 20:13

 

13. If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

 

 

Leviticus 18:22

 

22. Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

 

 

I Corinthians 6:9

 

9. Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

 

 

Romans 1:27

 

27. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

 

The Pope is nothing but a man and the Bible, Tanakh and all world religions (and their religious books) are nothing but mythical books written by men. The Bible and Tanakh contain scientific errors, historical errors, contradictions and unbelievable and unsubstantiated historical events.

 

If people want to believe in the Bible or Tanakh that is their religious right, but no one should use their religion to discriminate against anyone.

 

No one in the LGBTQ community should place any importance on a poorly written book attributed to a mythical, omnipotent and omnipresent supreme creator god.

 

An omnipotent, omnipresent and all knowing male creator god who does not know the moon is not a created light but reflects the light of the sun.

 

Genesis 1:16

 

16. And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

 

An omnipotent. omnipresent and all knowing male creator god who does not know that a bat is a mammal with teeth, chews its food, has two legs and arms, gives birth, nurses its young with milk--and is not a bird who lays eggs, has a beak, and has two legs.

 

Leviticus 11:13-20

 

13 And these [are they which] ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they [are] an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, 14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind; 15 Every raven after his kind;
16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, 17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, 18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, 19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat. 20 All fowls that creep, going upon [all] four, [shall be] an abomination unto you.

 

Note: No need to worry about verse 20 because fowl/birds have only two legs.

 

An omnipotent, omnipresent and all knowing male creator god who does not even provide revelation to his male writers of the existence of dinosaurs on earth.

 

An omnipotent, omnipresent and all knowing male supreme creator god whose first five books of his Bible and Tanakh were allegedly authored by Moses--in what should be a self-autobiography, yet Moses does not know the name of the Pharaohs daughter or Pharaoh who raised him--and has a name Moses that is not found anywhere in African Kemetic (Egyptian) history. A black woman in ancient Kemet finding a baby and naming him Moses would be like a princess in ancient Asia or Greece finding a baby and naming him Lebron.

 

Exodus 2:10 And the child grew, and she brought him unto Pharaoh's daughter, and he became her son. And she called his name Moses: and she said, Because I drew him out of the water.

 

What else should be expected from the men who wrote the Bible and Tanakh, after all when the Bible and Tanakh were written, men had no idea what our moon was and thought the earth was flat and the center of the universe. They had limited knowledge of zoology and saw a bat flying and assumed it was a fowl/bird. They had no knowledge of dinosaurs inhabiting the earth millions of years before humans--dinosaurs are not scientifically described and identified in detail until the 1800 and 1900's.

 

The men who wrote the Bible and Tanakh had no idea what the names of the pharaohs or African princesses were because the Rosetta Stone was not discovered until 1799 with its scripts of Greek, African-Kemetic Mdw-Ntr (hieroglyphics) and Demotic (ancient African-Kemet in the Nile Delta) which allowed historians to uncover the names, stories and history of ancient Africa-Kemet (Egypt).

 

Even though I am a heterosexual, I still wonder why anyone would be puzzled and dismayed by what the Pope does, after all this is the same religion whose scriptures condemn the biologically predetermined sexual orientation of the LGBTQ community, while the same scriptures condone sexism against women and read like a operational manual with guidelines and instructions for the enslavement of humans, including children, the beating and killing of slaves and how loyal and obedient slaves should be to their slave masters.

 

These following numerous, often unread, lest examined--and to some unknown extant scriptures are not the scriptures of a loving, caring and benevolent supreme creator god, they are the mythical writings of men--and along with the anti-LGBTQ scriptures cited earlier, should be kept in its proper place and out of the realm of governance (Separation of Church and State).

 

The extant scriptures of the Bible KJV and Tanakh of Judaism on sexism and women~

 

 

Excerpts from I Peter 3:1-7 state: Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands. While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear". In the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands. Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord. Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel.

 

 

"Wives, submit to your own husbands as to the Lord, For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is head of the church...Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their husbands in everything."--Ephesians 5:22-24

 

 

"Wives, submit to your own husbands, as is fitting in the Lord..."--Colossians 3:18

 

 

"Let a woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence..."-- 1 Timothy 2:11-12

 

 

"Let your women keep silence in the churches; for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, AS ALSO SAITH THE LAW. And if they learn anything let them ask their husbands.

 

 

Genesis 3:16

 

16. Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire [shall be] to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee

 

 

The extant scriptures of the Bible of Christianity and Tanakh of Judaism on slavery KJV~

Leviticus 25:44-46

 

44. Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. 45. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. 46. And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.

 

Exodus 21:2-11

 

2. If thou buy a Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. 3. If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him. 4. If his master have given him a wife, and she have born him sons or daughters; the wife and her children shall be her masters, and he shall go out by himself.

5. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: 6.Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever. 7. And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

8. If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. 9. And if he had betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters. 10. If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. 11. And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

 

Exodus 21:20-21

 

20. And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21.Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

 

New Testament of the Christian Bible on slavery KJV~

 

Ephesians 6:5-9

 

5. Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ; 6. Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart; 7. With good will doing service, as to the Lord, and not to men: 8. Knowing that whatsoever good thing any man doeth, the same shall he receive of the Lord, whether he be bond or free. 9. And, ye masters, do the same things unto them, forbearing threatening: knowing that your Master also is in heaven; neither is there respect of persons with him. (Note: forbearing means showing patience, self-control, restraint under adversity.)

 

1 Timothy 6:1-2

 

1. Let as many servants as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed. 2. And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort.

 

Colossians 3:22 Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God;

 

Colossians 4:1 Masters, give unto your servants that which is just and equal; knowing that ye also have a in heaven.

 

1 Peter 2:18 Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.

 

Titus 2:9-10

 

. Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; 10. Not purloining, but schewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Conservatives want to abolish bureaucracy so they can be free to establish a tyrannical conservative bureaucracy.— :blink: did you say Biden in 2016?

 

 

so true

 

 

 

 

 

 

my favorite quote you posted above

 

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.”—Edward Gibbon—also attributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Yep, you fit the bill. Blindly obsessed with something you claim doesn't exist.

 

Diversion is not your friend. You are WAY too stupid to actually pull it off.

 

 

then quit trying to force us to live by your religious codes you evil fuck.

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so true

 

 

 

 

 

 

my favorite quote you posted above

 

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.”—Edward Gibbon—also attributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca

 

 

 

then quit trying to force us to live by your religious codes you evil fuck.

 

That is one of my favorite quotes as well.

 

You can see it play itself out in the actions of politicians of the past and especially today.

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Funny video of:

 

Massive Westboro Baptist Church protest of Kim Davis for being an “Oath-Breaker” and a “Same-Sex Marriage” enabler.

 

0:02-1:06--Logic of a right wing conservative christian. :wacko:

 

1:07-1:32--Psychiatric evaluation a right wing conservative christian/Christians. :o

 

1:33-1:46--More logic from the same right wing conservative christian--"She's an Oath-Breaker" :blush:

 

Of course all religions are anything but logical, rational or factual--just simply mythical. :rolleyes:

 

https://youtu.be/Y7MBIGwyoho :)

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Funny Religious Jokes :D:P:)

 

~Just found out from the internet that heaven isn’t real. Apparently the bright light you see when you die is actually you being reborn and coming out of another vagina.

 

~”Anyone who lives their life in accordance with a book is a fool.” John 3:11

 

~I’m a virgin for religious reasons… God made me really ugly.

 

Q. How do you know that Noah was white?

A. No black guy could go 40 days on a boat without eating chicken.

 

~I’m all for female priests, finally a group and priests teenage boys can have sex with willingly.

 

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.

 

Q. Why do gay Christians love cannabis?
A. Because the bible says that men who sleep together should be stoned.

 

~If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?

 

~Really not looking forward to Christmas this year, whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

 

Q. What do you call an angry Muslim?

A. Amin AbadMood

 

~A drunken priest and a pedophile walk into a bar….. That was just the first person!

 

~Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Buddha.

 

Q. Why are Catholic priests always running?

A. Because they love to exercise demons.

 

~Hypocrisy – When a Jehovah’s Witness doesn’t celebrate Halloween because they don’t like random people knocking on their doors.

 

 

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1. Republican front-runner Ben Carson thinks Egypt’s pyramids were built by Joseph to store grains.

 

2. Biblical scripture chiseled in stone on a wall in Ben Carson's home-with "Proverbs"misspelled.

 

"By Humility and the fear of the Lord are riches, honor and life"--Poverbs 22:4

 

3. Ben Carson believes God gave him the answers (helped him cheat) to pass his chemistry exam which allowed him to go to medical school. https://youtu.be/oEiBidpOzbs

 

4. Ben Carson thinks woman who get abortions aren’t educated and don’t understand what they’re doing. http://www.greenvillegazette.com/gop-ben-carson-says-women-are-dumb-for-their-beliefs/

 

Ben Carson is Crazy and needs a Cat Scan :blink:

 

From the iconic 'Big Chuck and Little John Show' filmed in Cleveland, Ohio

 

Ben Crazy--Cat Scan :wacko:

https://youtu.be/7ttPTFUe96s

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