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Everything posted by RelictLeperedFrog

  1. are the florida keys open again? because if so i can highly recommend conch republic. oh, and catty corner across the street you MUST TRY the frozen key lime pie on a stick! while you're there take a boat trip around marathon and find a hammock somewhere for a few hours.
  2. Pretty sure it was Goldman Sachs that was fucking things up back then. ssdd
  3. 'Cause you can't starve us out and you can't make us run 'Cause we're them old boys raised on shotgun And we say "grace" and we say "Ma'am" And if you ain't into that we don't give a damn...
  4. I like Tulsi too. We think so much the same that it's frightening!
  5. That's Biden, Thurmond, and Byrd in that picture.
  6. Don't worry libtards, we won't lift a finger to help you when the time comes because we will be to busy munching POPCORN.
  7. thirty years ago my neighbor said, hey, you want to go to a party? I said, okay, i guess so. He took me to these crappy apartments and we went inside one of them and it was wall to wall black dudes, we were the only white guys. It was awkward. Next thing I know he has a bloody face so we abruptly leave. I said what happened? He said, I made a joke about watermelon and one of those guys hit me. why didn't you help when the fight started? I said, I don't have anything against niggers. See? I'm not a racist. 😉
  8. I admit, I do wear a mask sometimes, when I feel like being a useless virtue signalling twat.
  9. When I first got here my buddy nuckin futz accused me of being an sok but now we are besties. 🙂
  10. A roadblock is someone who puts up bullet proof glass to protect the cashier from being robbed.
  11. A roadblock is someone standing out in front of their store with an ak defending it against looters so the looters can't get any beer to go with their crack.
  12. A buddy saw a guy at the store scanning the empty handgun ammo shelf. Forlorn, the guy was forlorn. Being late to the party will do that to a person.
  13. Do you hit on everyone, or should I feel special?
  14. Yeah, right, what about that criminal thug black activist and anti white racist obama?
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