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Blue Devil

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  1. Tucker Carlson on Democratic Socialism In Other News... - Adult AMERICA - "You have the Unalienable Right to Fail, ...and Start Anew. You have the Unalienable Right to Starve to Death, ...if you don't Freeze to Death in Winter first, ...if that is Your Free Will, ...and the Product of Your Labor." - Blue Devil -
  2. Why It Is Not Only Necessary, but also Your Patriotic Duty... ...to Stockpile So Many Guns! Ha!
  3. The Answer is: A Former MP, who wears his clothes a few days, and then throws them away and buys new (except for his shoes, which are heavy leather, and were purchased in England).
  4. Man meets a Blonde in a Bar. They are watching the final minutes of a Football game on the television, the Saints and the New England Cheaters. The Saints are down by Three, and New England has the ball and is threatening to score again. The man says to the Blonde, "Bet you a hundred bucks against a blow job that the Saints 'Pick-Six' and win the game." The Blonde looks a the television again, laughs, and says, "I'll take that bet!" The very next play, with only seconds left on the game clock, the Saints intercept a pass, and then run it back for a touchdown and win the game. The man looks at the Blonde for a second and then laughs and says, "You've been had, this game is a re-run!" The Blonde responds with a pout, "I know... but I didn't think they would do it again!"
  5. The Answer is: A Former MP, who wears his clothes a few days, and then throws them away and buys new (except for his shoes, which are heavy leather, and were purchased in England).
  6. If you are in shape, have good hygiene, and wear 100% cotton clothing...? Why would you need underwear. Just gets the jimmies hot. Makes'em stupid.
  7. ...because Liberty - can be just a well placed round Away. US RIFLE CAL. .30 M1 (M1 Garand) I Am a Well Regulated Militia. "The Sound of Freedom"
  8. My one game-a-year was the Kneelers/Saints in New Orleans today. Yikes, 48/46... like a college game.
  9. Same w/ LSU. Lost a ton of talent to the Sunday League, especially on the defense. Comin' along nicely.
  10. 31,487 American scientists have signed this petition, including 9,029 with PhDs Ass-douche Self-entitled Adolescent Socialist malcontents react: Ha!
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