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Everyday problems combated with simple solutions Household , relationship , automotive , anything... if you can break it - I can fix it!

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  2. Update: Cut the fruit down to just a banana for breakfast. Sugar went from ~ 115 gr. to 30 gr.. The deficit 85 gr. of sugar is 340 cal., or 1.4 oz. of fat. 85 gr. is also ~ my daily protein requirement. (0.5 gr./ lb. LBM) Cutting the Sugar got rid of the occasional afternoon drops, and mood is a better even keel through the day.
  3. This is for an 18-hr. waking day. Get up at 4AM. (Yes, ...and, yes. Yes, that, too.) Start your day. - Drink a pint of water. 4:15AM - 1.0 hr of high rep Exercise. 5:15AM - Coffee (black) or tea. - 2.5 mi. run - 0.5 hr of high rep Exercise. - 0.5 mi. run (for time) - Drink a pint of water. 6:15AM Start your life. Two meals: (no starch and no refined sugar) Breakfast: 9:00AM 2-3 Bananas 6 oz Mozzarella Cheese (6 sticks or a 5th of a 2# block) or 5 oz of Swiss (a 6th of a 2# block) (or raw tree nuts) 4-6 Apples or similar fruit Dinner: 2:00PM Half a Chicken or 1.5# of steak, game, or fish 1 large onion 1 head broccoli or 1/2 cabbage 1-2 large zucchini 1 tbsp garlic 1 tbsp crumbled bacon 1 tbsp olive oil Dessert - Oranges/pears or similar fruit. (or as an evening snack if desired) Lots of water and coffee(or tea) throughout the day. (watch the caffeine if it bothers you.) Fast 18 hrs. (3PM-9AM) 4:00-8:00PM Enjoy your life. Afternoon chores and recreation: Housekeeping/tennis/gym/swimming/sex/fishing/etc... Decompression 8:00PM Bed 9:00PM (no electronics) Read 'till 10:00PM Sleep like a Baby 8>)
  4. That’s what I was thinking. I have great BMW car fresheners that smell good enough to wear as perfume . I don’t do that.
  5. I was thinking of one of them mini trees. The kind you put in the car. I like the black ice scent the best. Looks good as well.
  6. Only a total gross woman doesn’t keep her area in proper condition. hang a air freshener on her back.
  7. Trust me.. the odors that come from men are worse than anything that a woman puts out for a few days a month.
  8. I would caution you to say anything to a coworker. Today’s climate of PC would surely get you into a world of shit.
  9. That organ found on a WOMAN is truly a miracle. So many fabulous uses.
  10. A nasty yeast infection is not the same thing as a normal period. One is normal and healthy, the other is not. Sick people do have odors.
  11. Don't skimp on to road miles. Rubber and lubricants are consumables. 8>)
  12. Over my head. I’m a classic car. Full of maintenance. But I’ll run forever . Lmao
  13. Fishing the lake... is how one finds the honey hole. 8>) Adult Life - is generally divided into Three(3) classes: Operators, Mechanics, and Collectors. They are not mutually exclusive... but they do carry both emphasis and translation. Healthy Adults - love to drive. No doubt about it. But if we spend too much time in the shop, then maintenance supersedes that. So Drive! And if we allow that to progress to a point where we quit driving all together... then we become caretakers of our own antiquity. So Drive! Maintenance exists solely for the necessity of Driving! Then, over time, we become Classics!... and not antiques. Drive!
  14. I really can’t help you here. I don’t date multiple people at one time. i will say this: work, kids, home(cooking cleaning laundry) those things get divided up pretty well. Taking time for yourself in healthy ways- walking , running , sports.. is also important. Somewhere in all of that you may be able to get laid. Lol
  15. Curious - What is your opinion on event horizons? Given that a day-off consists or ~ 18 waking hours, with a bare minimum of Four(4) event windows. Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night. While these windows may share a common activity or two, they are generally unique, and can be considered independent of each other. For the sake of argument, say, Fishing/Tennis/Supper/Dancing... or Golf/BBQ/Swimming/Twister. Would it be considered inappropriate to sub-divide the day? Or, would a morning date be necessarily entitled to an exclusive day, assuming they were interested, willing, and able to participate in all the planned activities? Sincerely, Hansom Devil
  16. There are unhealthy woman out there.. you have to trust me on this one..I have smelled it.. The fragrance is not Lilly of the Valley... I was hoping to get a device to capture the scent, digitize it and then send it out over the internet for proof.
  17. I would not like dating in my 40's. I agree, if a man doesn't have it together by 50 (actually, more like 30), he's a loser. Anything more than grabbing a cup of coffee with that person to size him up is a complete waste of time. Men are great time-wasters, especially when we date 20-somethings and even more so with 30-somethings. In fact, parents need to educate their sons and especially their daughters about this; it's as important as the sex talk.
  18. Try dating in your 40’s .. there is way too much bs. If a man hasn’t got his shit together by 50.. it ain’t ever gonna happen.
  19. LOL! I don't know if that is even possible. Most guys will reach a point in their lives where they need to decide for themselves whether having sex with different women is going to be their guidepost, or whether they truly want to form a family unit. By the time a man reaches 30 he needs to have this sorted out. I wouldn't have survived being married in my twenties, and fortunately I was well aware of this and didn't even try to pursue marriage then.
  20. Too much stress. Been there, done that - not nearly as fun as it sounds. Most guys have been dogs at some point in their lives but then evolve. 130 years ago, men got married in their teens to girls they grew up with and the constant stress of making a living and providing for one's family didn't leave much time or energy for playing around with other women. Idle hands are the devil's workshop.
  21. Any men who know women and have been close to women know that you cannot smell a woman (a healthy woman) having her period. Women, like men, have their odors, but not from having their period.
  22. I am a busy gal. I can always find the time for the right person
  23. Curious - How does this advice bode with the modern concept of Speed Dating? Busy meetings for busy people. Not that I'm a fan. Why waste a sweaty activity, or moonlight on still water.
  24. Dear imgreatagain, What do you recommend to get rid of the stench of a woman that has "that time of the month odor". Any recommendations on how to tell her that she "B.O's"? Any pad or other device I can secure under her office chair, or desk to help mask that "womanly smell" How would you tell a woman that it is "time to change the plug" or "time for a pad change" Signed Tunafish

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  • Hey kfools.. does this help? 

  • By Vegas

    Liberals are going to hell.

  • grgle

  • Where’s at @slideman?

  • Hola

  • I know this one, this new chat thing. I've seen it called the "shoutbox" among other things in my past. Very hard to hide from the chat box. The question is asked, there's no time to go search what other folks think, this is real time. Only seconds should be between chat box replies. This one is made for me. In the chat box one has to be quick on their feet with stuff at the ready. This chat box is the worst nightmare of anyone trying to deal with ol' teach. 

  • By pmurT

    hey @teacher that sounds like too much work for me LOL I need that useless thing called *time* in order to authenticate facts and truths which get posted by deceitful Dems

  • What does the red number refer to? currently, on my screen it says 2


  • Where does it say 2?

  • So. In the chat....if you tag a member the text afterwards should be a private message. 

  • How do? I'm teacher. If I'm online and the powers that be can figure out how to make it immediately apparent to me that whatever I've said here has been replied to I'm gonna show up right quick and kick some teeth in. It's the chat box, all this is new and scary. I know this gig. This starts now. 

  • Hey kfools, did you lose your securtiy cert? On my browser it is saying your site is not secure?

  • Mine too. I'm looking into it.

  • Mine too. 

  • I thought it was my location.. 

  • Just gave to renew the security cert. No big deal I'll do it tonight

  • OK thanks


  • Happy Anniversary, America... on your Civil Union.

  • All lives matter.

  • Double post deleted.

  • By teacher

    Scroll the other way for a while and you'll see me saying that these days the chat box ain't gonna work as one has to be quick on one's feet. The question is posed, there ain't no stinkin time for ya'll to refer to your betters for the answer, ya'll don't understand these things, this political debate, ya'll don't have the answer at hand, ya'll haven't thought this through, ya'll ain't ready for the next question I'll ask,  ya'll can't handle the pace that a bloke such as I can bring it in the chat box, ya'll can't handle this format.


    This one is made for me. 

  • By teacher

    Being offended does not make one correct. 

  • By teacher

    Some few days before the next election Mr. Fools is gonna pin my horse thread. it's gonna be horrible, I shall endevour every day to bring some some fresh. 


    I still own this cat box.

  • By teacher

    "I'm coming to you for ask a quick favor."

  • By teacher

    "Anyone that places a color in front of their name is racist." That one is not mine, got it from another member. 

  • Where’s all the hot bitches? 

  • By teacher

    Kidding me? 

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