“A right winger is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.” - FDR
“Come, come, my right wing friend, wipe the dew off your spectacles, and see that the world is moving.” - Elizabeth Stanton
“The modern right winger is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.” - J.K. Gailbraith
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." - Dan Quayle
“A right wing man is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money.” - W. Rogers
“A right winger is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that "ancient institution" the old one. - Douglas Jerrold
“The political media are only as liberal as the right wing businesses that own them.” - Mort Sahl
“A politic right winger is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.” - Woodrow Wilson
"A political right winger is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish." - G Keillor
"But I know that the vote of 9 out of 10 black Americans for the Democratic Party or for leftist kinds of policies just is not reflective of their political opinions." - Clarence Thompson
"Liberalism is, I think, resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative. The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Liberalism is trust of the people, tempered by prudence; conservatism, distrust of the people, tempered by fear." - William Gladstone
"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. Stay away from politic." - Gloria Steinem
"Government is a contrivance of human wisdom to provide for human wants. People have the right to expect that these wants will be provided for by this wisdom." - Jimmy Carter
"Liberalism is the supreme form of generosity; it is the right by which the majority concedes to minorities and hence it is the noblest cry that has ever resounded on this planet." - Jose Ortega y Gasse
"Nothing is politically right which is morally wrong." - Daniel O'connell
"A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day, a more tranquil night, and a bright, infinite future." - Leonard Bernstein
"Man is by nature a political animal." - Fisher Ames
"I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson
"Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen." - Mort Sahl
"Patriotism is in political life what faith is in religion." - John Dalberg Acton
"The greatest crime since World War II has been U.S. foreign policy." - Ramsey Clark
"President Bush said that the United States is still under the threat of an attack which will continue right up until Politic Election Day." - Jay Leno
"Education remains the key to both economic and politic empowerment." - Barbara Jordan
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - President Bush (no joke)
"Concentrated political power is the most dangerous thing on earth." - Rudolph Rummel
"A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment." - Willis Player
"A liberal is a conservative whose conscience is on display." - Jerome Gioia
"Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face." - Thomas Sowell
