“Come, come, my right wing friend, wipe the dew off your spectacles, and see that the world is moving.” -Elizabeth Stanton

“The modern right winger is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.” - J.K. Gailbraith

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." - Dan Qualye

“A right wing man is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money.” - W. Rogers

“A right winger is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that "ancient institution" the old one.- Douglas Jerrold

“The political media are only as liberal as the right wing businesses that own them.”

“A political right winger is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.” - Woodrow Wilson

" A right winger is someone who electrocutes juveniles but lets them have a last 'make a wish."
- G Keillor

"But I know that the vote of 9 out of 10 black Americans for the Democratic Party or for leftist kinds of policies just is not reflective of their political opinions."- Clarence Thompson

Liberalism is, I think, resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative. The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.
John Kenneth Galbraith

Liberalism is trust of the people, tempered by prudence; conservatism, distrust of the people, tempered by fear. William Gladstone

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
Gloria Steinem

Government is a contrivance of human wisdom to provide for human wants. People have the right to expect that these wants will be provided for by this wisdom.
Jimmy Carter

Liberalism is the supreme form of generosity; it is the right by which the majority concedes to minorities and hence it is the noblest cry that has ever resounded on this planet.
Jose Ortega y Gasset

Nothing is politically right which is morally wrong.
Daniel O'connell

A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day, a more tranquil night, and a bright, infinite future.
Leonard Bernstein

Man is by nature a political animal.
Fisher Ames

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
Adlai Stevenson

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
Mort Sahl

Patriotism is in political life what faith is in religion.
John Dalberg Acton

The greatest crime since World War II has been U.S. foreign policy. Ramsey Clark

President Bush said that the United States is still under the threat of an attack which will continue right up until Election Day.
Jay Leno

Education remains the key to both economic and political empowerment.
Barbara Jordan

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
President Bush (no joke)

A nation that continues, year after year, to spend more money on defense than social programs is nearing spiritual death.
Danny Glover

Concentrated political power is the most dangerous thing on earth.
Rudolph Rummel

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat.
Will Rogers